Jokes & Time For Riddles.

Answer the riddles below in 5mins

1. Brothers and sisters I have none but this man’s father is my father’s son.
Who is the man?
2. What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you’ll die?
3. Here come several enigmas that appeared in the  movies – usually Riddler asking Bruce Wayne.

If you look at the number on my face you won’t find thirteen anyplace.
4. What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years
JOKES
Apkos GCE EXAM

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

(For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 1,000ghc. Your daughter who is awaiting result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2,000ghc. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

(For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

You can’t give your wife 50ghc for a pot of soup, but you spend over 100ghc in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF GOOD LUCK!

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